so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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