You're my little dorito
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Randomize
