That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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