So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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