Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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