He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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