you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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