i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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