It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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