we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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