I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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