You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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