Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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