i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.