What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.