the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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