grandma shit on top of the toilet
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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