Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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