Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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