I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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