didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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