she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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