You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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