You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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