I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?