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  I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.

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• (415): View more from California

  I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today

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