You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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