and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I need to calm my uterus...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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