Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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