Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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