Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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