I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
