before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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