Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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