that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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