How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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