you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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