Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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