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RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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