he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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