He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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