Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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