That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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