Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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