Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
