Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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