You work out of a Hotel?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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