There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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