okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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