i jhust puked up my retainher.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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