i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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