Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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