Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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