I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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