I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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