just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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