that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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